Women’s Colonial Home Security Tee | Funny Musket Over the Fireplace Mantel Shirt

Description

Front print: a colonial stone hearth with a musket over the mantel, a kettle on the crane and a ladder-back chair, COLONIAL · EST. 1620, the title HOME SECURITY, the banner NO MONTHLY FEE, and the footer MONITORED 24/7 BY ONE VERY ALERT HOMEOWNER.

Before doorbell cameras and monthly plans, the family musket hung over the fireplace and the whole system ran on one very alert homeowner. This funny history tee is for every woman who keeps her home safe, her coffee hot, and her aim steady.

A distressed, vintage-style Americana tee for second amendment supporters, history lovers, and home protectors.

From Freedom Farms Custom: faith, freedom, and a little grit.

• Women’s relaxed-fit tee (Bella+Canvas 6400): soft, lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies slightly by color; Athletic Heather is a cotton/polyester blend)

• Crew neck, short sleeves, modern relaxed fit, sewn-in label

• Women’s sizes S–3XL; colors: Maroon, Black, Navy

• Printed to order with a direct-to-garment print. Made to order: about 1 week of production before it ships. Ships to US addresses only.

Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach, do not iron the print.